strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING



jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome


"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."
— (via rimu)

basically

(via dolphinity)

stop-believing-in-santa:

street art mixing in with nature


tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.


kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE


thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES


shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker

shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker




"Dip the paintbrush in colors that match the mood of your soul and paint me a picture of your life"
— Quinn DoBling (via kushandwizdom)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S  running gags


"It’ll feel like loving a hurricane. So maybe, maybe you’re thinking that it’ll be easier if you just left. Maybe you’ll find a better one. Know this: if she asks you to stay, she will do it once. If you slam the door shut behind you she will shrug her shoulders, wrap herself in her own fight and wait for someone strong enough to love her."