[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with.
Posts that make me question my life part 2
i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.
This is the best one I’ve seen
I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart