tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts




"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."
— Albert Einstein (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via words-of-emotion)

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.


wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me



amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”


kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote


faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate


theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture


the-moldy-lunchboxx:

iamyourdemon:

djlegz:

sizvideos:

Video

Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

The desk itself is called a Secretary , and my god it’s the coolest one I’ve ever seen.

Hnnnnng



realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE


batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.